Wednesday, October 3, 2012

"Ho Hey" - The Lumineers

Mannequins.

Have you ever stopped whilst shopping to ponder the haunting mannequins that are supposed to be modeling the clothes for you to buy?

Oh you haven't? Well please look at these pictures.

Mind you these pictures were taken in high fashion department stores.


Criss-cross applesauce? Spider web? Preggers? We'll never know.
Ok this picture doesn't even do justice. The one on the right is on the tippy toes but leaning over. Please try and attempt that because it's hardly possibly. It's almost like it's being hung. The other one looks like a cross between lunges and falling backwards while maybe even constipated.

Neon. They were a lot more terrifying close up.

I just no even know what to say about this.

I'm confused if that's supposed to be where the butt ends or if they just amputated the legs?

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