So Rachel and I stayed up and watched the Royal Wedding last night. We kept each company through gmail chat. Which is the reason I am writing this blog: to share all of our hilarious thoughts while watching the wedding. It's almost a good thing we weren't together otherwise we wouldn't have all of our thoughts written down. We would have needed one of those typer people from the court room. I'm too lazy to look up what they are called.
Anywho I won't share the whole conversation. Which is a whopping 481 lines; our longest conversation EVER. So I will edit out the bland stuff. I really think Rachel and I should have been news anchors or something for this we would have been great!Just so you know this is SUPER long. That is not an exaggeration. So if you only want to read part then...you'll miss out on a lot of golden moments but towards the end it gets better. Oh and the times posted are an hour later than what it really was. My lappy is still in Utah time :)
And so it begins:
me: staying up for the royal wedding? ;)
Rachel: :)
ahhhh I really want to
but I probably shouldn't
but why not?
so we'll see how it goes :)
1:27 AM me: it's only in like 2 horus!
1:28 AM Rachel: which is 2 am! plus I'll probably get sucked in and watch for an hour, which puts my earliest bedtime at 3
*****
me:2:04 AM hehe royal wedding :)
2:07 AM Rachel: hahahaha how did you know i just walked downstiars to turn the tv on and check what was going on lo
l
me: :)
2:08 AM Rachel: ahhhh I just want to see her dress
me: i know
2:09 AM I think that's the only real reason why i want to watch
Rachel: i don't know if I can make it till 2+ though
2:10 AM me: i know
well we could take a nap and then wake up!1
Rachel: i feel like with that short amount of time its counter productive
and i don't think I could get myself to wake up again lol
2:11 AM at that point nothing will be more important than staying in bed as long as possible ;)
*****
me: beckham!!! so cute
Rachel: at the royal wedding?!
2:18 AM me: haha psh yeah
david and victoria bechkam
david knows william
Rachel: nice :D
why don't we live in england?
when are we moving to europe to be hobbos?
2:19 AM me: yessssss
*****
me:
duude kanye was invitied
i dunno if he's gonna be there though
Rachel: WHAT.
2:21 AM YO IMA LETTYOU FINISH BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST WEDDING OF ALL TIME
me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE YOU
Rachel: hahahahahah yesssssss
*****
2:50 AM Rachel: did i miss anything awesome?
me: umm elton john came in
2:51 AM otherwise no
Rachel: hahaha
*****
3:01 AM Rachel: if I'm figuring this schedule right
3:02 AM she's not gonna come out until like 3!
me: yeah
well
the ceremony starts at 2
i mean 3
Rachel: awwwwwww pooooooppp england why are you so far away!!!!!
3:05 AM me: seriously
*****
3:13 AM me: yeah
awwww prince william
going to go get himsefl married!!
Rachel: in his red suit ;)
3:14 AM me: i'm loving it
3:15 AM Rachel: :]
3:17 AM komrades hahaha
3:18 AM me: bahahahahaha
*****
3:24 AM me: rachel I wanna marry a prince
Rachel: you get dibs on harry!
and me too
3:25 AM me: hahaha
why do I get dibs on harry?
Rachel: i dunno
:)
because i decided so
you would be good with a redhead ;)
me: bahahaha
*****
3:35 AM me: less than half hour!
Rachel: wootwoot!
3:36 AM hahaha as soon as I see that dress I'll decide if I like it and then I am jumping in my beddddd
me: bahaha
youre not even gonna wait and watch the ceremony?
3:37 AM Rachel: maybe tomorrow
me: bahaha people are betting on the color of the queens hat
Rachel: definitely not now
3:38 AM hahahaha it will match whatever she's wearing!
i guess green or blue or somewhere in between
me: haha i guess it's 7 to 10 that it's yellow
Rachel: hahahaha
3:42 AM me: yellow!
Rachel: bummer
*****
3:49 AM Rachel: forget marrying a prince, I wanna be QUEEN
3:50 AM me: :)
Rachel: hehe
3:51 AM me: I SAW HER
Rachel: ME TOO
SHES WEARING WHITE
I WAS RIGHT!
me: :P
3:52 AM Rachel: lol
I'm diggin the lace
I can't wait to see the train
3:53 AM me: dude
I wanna see the whole thing!!1
Rachel: I know!!!
*****
me: shes wearing
a tiara
a real tiara
Rachel: ooooooh
hey she's a princess
3:59 AM me: hey not yet
Rachel: I'd say thats a valid reason to wear a tiara ;)
me: WE ARE ALL PRINCESSES
Rachel: HAHAHAHAHAHA yussssssssss
*****
4:00 AM me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rachel: EHH
4:01 AM me: AWWW PRETTY
Rachel: :'D
me: oh rachel
Rachel: it reminds me of the wedding dress in sound of music
me: seriosuly
Rachel: THE 4 MINUTES
4:02 AM me: hahahha
i wanna see william's face when he sees her for the first time
Rachel: me too :)
I'm waiting for that
4:03 AM me: I can't believe I'm still awake
Rachel: ugh LOVE the train
dude. me too
at this moment at 3 in the morning, I feel like my dress MUST have a train
******
me: hahahahaha
AWWW THERE HE IS
!!!
!!!
Rachel: :DDDDD
me: zoom in on his face!!!!!
Rachel: i know!
4:05 AM me: dude it's okay to smile
you
're getting MARRIED
Rachel: AND YOU'RE A PRINCE
me: YES
*****
Disclaimer: This is where the madness of late night/early morning/wedding/lovey doveyness starts
me: live choir
me: live choir
HOLY COW AWESOME
Rachel: CAN YOU IMAGINE WALKING THROUGH THAT IN YOUR WEDDING DRESS?!?!?!!
AWESOME
me: DUDE
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
LOOOOOOOOOVE
HE'S BACK IS TURNED!
OH MY GOSH!!
Rachel: do you think I can have motab come to my wedding
?
I CANT WATI
me: HE LOOKED
HE LOOKED
Rachel: AHHH
4:08 AM me: THIS IS SO PREC
ZOOOOOM IN
NOT ON THE MOTHER
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I WANTED TO SEE HIM FACE
AWWWWWWWWWWW
HE TOLD HER SHE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL
Rachel: awwwwwwwww
:'))))))) :"""""")
4:09 AM me: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
*****
Rachel: HOLY AWESOME SHOT
me: DUDE
GAH
LOOK AT HER DRESS
HEY
HEY
Rachel: I SAY WE TAKE OVER WESMINISTER ABBY AND MAKE IT A TEMPLE
I KNOW THIS SONG
me: THIS SONG IS IN OUR HYMN BOOK
DUDE
Rachel: WE ARE AWESOME!
me: MOTAB
YES
COMPELTLY
THEY
4:10 AM RE SINING
CAN YOU DO THIS AT MY WEDDING PLEEEEEASEEEEEE
Rachel: HAHAHA BEST TYPE OVER
hahahahahhahaha this is too fun
OH YEAH DO WE GET TO SING OPENING SONGS?!?!?!
me: LOLOLOLOLOL
Rachel: I CLAIM THIS ONE
me: DUDE
THE QUEEN IS SINGING
Rachel: brb lemme just put my caps lock on
OK NOW WE CAN CONTINUE
I'M GOOD
4:11 AM me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*****
Rachel: HER TIARA IS GORGEOUS
***** me: I think I am gonna write a blog post with all of the things we have typed during this
Rachel: please do that would totally make my life
me: WHEN DID THEY MOVE HER VEIL???
WOAH
WOAH
Rachel: I DON'T KNOW IT DID IT BY ITSELF!
me: HARMONY
Rachel: YES CHOIR!!!!
WIN WIN WIN WINNNNINGGGG
me: DUH
WINNING
4:12 AM AWWW
HER MOM CAN'T SING
BECAUSE SHE'S CRYING
Rachel: HAHAHAHA
I just saw "her mom can't sing"
hahaha
me: HAHAHAHAHA
*****
Rachel: this is weird
idk what i expected a wedding to be like...
but um yeah
4:14 AM me: haha
well this is kind of diff than most weddings
because you know
Rachel: true that
me: HE IS THE FREAKING PRINCE OF ENGLAND
Rachel: THEY'RE ROYAL AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING
me: amen
i mean
AMEN
Rachel: I SPEAK!
I WANNA BE A PRINCESS
hahahahah
4:15 AM hahahahah PrincessKateFTW Kate Middleton
BTW, from here on out, this is basically just a church service on television featuring a really fantastic dress. #rw2011
BTW, from here on out, this is basically just a church service on television featuring a really fantastic dress. #rw2011
me: BAHAHAHAHA
*****
Rachel: HE DOESSSSSS
me: MAWWWWWWWWWWWAGE
Rachel: YAAAAAAAAY
me: IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGETHA HEWA TOWAYYYY
4:16 AM Rachel: WOAH WOAH PASSING OF THE HAND
me: FOR POORER
THEY ARE ROYAL
HELLLLLLO
THEY AREN'T EVA GONNA BE POOR
Rachel: HHAAHAHAHAH
4:17 AM Too true
AWWWWW HES HAPPY
me: I KNOW
HES TRYING NOT TO LIKE GRIN LIKE A FOOL
Rachel: :'DDDD
4:18 AM me: COME ON DUDE
GET THE RING ON
Rachel: AHHHH DONT GET IT STUCK
did you hear he's not gonna wear a ring? weird
me: yeah totes craycray
*****
Rachel: THE QUEEN IS NOT CLOSING HER EYES
me: HAHAHAHA
Rachel: SHE IS GIVING THEM THE STARE DOWN
*****
Rachel:
4:20 AM WAHOO MAN AND WIFE
me: AWWW HARRY IS SMILING
Rachel: AWWWWW HAWWY
TA DAAAAAAAAA
me: THEY ARE MARRIED
4:21 AM WHERE ARE THEY GOING
THEY DIDN'T EVEN KISS
Rachel: LOL THEY ARE PEACING OUT
me: WHAT KIND OF A WEDDING IS THIS?
Rachel: oh yeah because they have to do that on the balcony
which was started by princess di
me: LAAAME
*****
Rachel: before that you never saw them kiss at all
do we know this song?
me: i don't think so
Rachel: GET A MORMON HYMN BOOK PEOPLE!
*****
Rachel: CRAZY HAT SIGHTING BEHIND THE QUEEN
4:23 AM me: CRAZY HATS E'REWHERE
Rachel: HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
me: BAHAHAHAHA
WOAH WOAH
*****
4:24 AM me: SMILE PEOPLE YOU'RE ON WORLD WIDE TELEVISION
Rachel: SERIOUSLY
*****
Rachel: AWW LITTLE CHOIR BOYS
me: CASTRATI
THIS IS GORGEOUS
Rachel: booo you're fancy
*****
4:29 AM Rachel: ok Im going to bed before I get sucked in any further
:)
me: NOOOO
Rachel: even though I'm seriously enjoying a time with our chats
me: WHAT ABOUT THE KISS?
Rachel: THAT'S GONNA BE LIKE ANOTHER HOUR!
NOoooooo
me: hmmm
well
4:30 AM Rachel: that wasn't an angry caps lock btw :)
me: i know :)
*****
4:31 AM me: dude this cathedral is GORGAS
Rachel: I KNOW RIGHT?
I've never wanted to get married in a catherdral
but this makes me want to
me: seriously
4:32 AM I am right there with you on that one
I am totally craving a soft pretzel right now
Rachel: hahahahahahah that's totally random
ok now I'm really gonna close that window
Goodbye Royal Wedding, it's been real!
4:33 AM Thanks for staying up with me Lauren!!! :D our live chat was LEGIT
me: TOTES LEGIT
i love you :)
this was aweome
thaks
Rachel: I love you :) there should be a royal wedding every year!
:D
me: heheh YES
4:34 AM Rachel: hehehe ok talk to you tomorrow :]
me: k night!
Well there you have it. Commentary of the Royal Wedding by Lauren and Rachel. If you read the whole thing good on you. I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did :) Oh and I'm still craving that soft pretzel.
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