"Damage" - Chris Brown

I'm still kind of in denial that my sister is leaving tomorrow for two weeks. I keep asking myself what the heck am I going to do without her? And then I remember that I've been away to college for months at a time so two weeks shouldn't be so bad. But I'm still going to miss her.

Today two extraordinary things happened. First I smashed an egg in the fridge. I know amazing right? Well I went to go take the egg out of the carton and somehow managed to get the shell out...but the whole yoke was still in the carton. I compared it to pulling the tablecloth out from underneath the dishes. I am just so ninja like that.

The second thing that happened is I got an ice cube stuck to my lip and I couldn't get it off. Well let me explain. So my grandpa went and bought some ice and then put it in our ice machine. Well I guess it was lemon ice. I know right? Who's ever heard of lemon ice? So we were all tasting the ice to see what it tasted like. Well not only did I get a regular ice cube but it got stuck to my lip. It reminded me of A Christmas Story when his tongue gets stuck to the pole. Anyway I finally got it off and then it pulled my skin off and made me bleed. Stupid ice cube.